Ranjini 🪷 • Talk-a-thon Champion & Professional Napper

01 // TALK-A-THON

Certified Chatterbox

Clocking in at 450 Words Per Minute. "I will keep this short" translates to a 45-minute live podcast!

Read Verified Gossip Lore

02 // 100% PURE VEG

Paneer Tikka, Butter Pav Bhaji, Crispy Pani Puri & Sweet Treats. Can eat full dinner & still ask for dessert!

Open Veg Foodie Vault

03 // HIBERNATION

Olympic Gold medalist in sleeping through 12 consecutive phone alarms. Natural habitat: Air-conditioned blanket burrito.

Inspect Sleep Champion Stats

04 // GOSSIP HOTLINE

Got spicy gossip? Need someone to talk your ear off for 3 hours? Pay the Paneer Tax and connect immediately!

Drop Message & Gossip Bribe

01 // TALK-A-THON Tap to Open

Clocking in at 450 Words Per Minute. "I will keep this short" translates to a 45-minute live podcast!